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i think ive spent most of my summer online sleeping and eating food

and im not sure if i want a redo or not

msjewbooty:

h o v e r   o v e r   e a c h   l e t t e r   t o    s e e   t h e   m e s s a g e

daveyolostrider:

heirofectobiology:

daveyolostrider:

heirofectobiology:

daveyolostrider started following you

dude, yolo is so over.

says you man

its ironic

no, stop right there.

this is an irony free zone.

cant stop wont stop

this zone has become pro-irony when i walked it

its an unstoppable tornado of irony and youre dorothy going to take you if if you want it or not

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ladies gentlemen multisex undecided and robot

i present to you

my boyfriend

see, that last pic, John was looking cool… this one, not his best look.

rufiozuko:

john youre such a dork even DANTE points out how unhot you are in this picture

i dont even think youre a little bit hot right here i am 1000000000% serious

…. <3

motonariswaist:

how the hell did you even get in that tangle mess young man

in my defense this doesnt even happen that often

(Source: ishimaruu)

i would be defending myself right now

but i think that statement is so true it broke my brain

seriously dude get me to the er brain juice is squirting out of my ears

one time in class i zoned out and i realized i was staring at this girl and she noticed and she smiled at me and she waves and i freeze and i dont know whether shes waving at me or not but if i turned around to check id look like a loser so i’m still staring at her with this nervous expression on my face and i think that story sums up my entire existence